{"id":120,"date":"2008-06-18T13:32:13","date_gmt":"2008-06-18T11:32:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.virginie.it\/blog\/?p=120"},"modified":"2008-11-03T15:01:21","modified_gmt":"2008-11-03T13:01:21","slug":"le-vrai-langage-des-femmes-et-des-hommes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.virginie.it\/blog\/2008\/06\/le-vrai-langage-des-femmes-et-des-hommes\/","title":{"rendered":"le vrai langage des femmes et des hommes"},"content":{"rendered":"

le vrai langage des femmes:<\/span>
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oui=non<\/span><\/p>\n

non=oui<\/span><\/p>\n

peut etre=non<\/span><\/p>\n

je suis d\u00e9sol\u00e9=tu vas le regretter
\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

j’aurais besoin=je veux<\/span> <\/span><\/p>\n

c’est ta d\u00e9cision=tu te trompes
\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

fais ce que tu veux= tu vas payer pour \u00e7a plus tard
\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

je voudrais te parler= je voudrais me plaindre
\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

d’accord, vas y!!=je ne veux pas que tu le fasses
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je ne suis pas fach\u00e9e=<\/span>bien sure que j’ai la haine!!!
\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

sois romantique, \u00e9teins les lumi\u00e8res…=je me trouve grosse,je ne veux pas que tu me vois…
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cette cuisine n’est pas pratique= je veux changer de maison
\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

je t’aime=j’ai quelque chose \u00e0 te demander qui va couter cher
\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

je t’aime beaucoup=j’ai fait quelque chose que tu vas pas aimer du tout!!
\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

je suis pr\u00eate dans une minute=enl\u00e8ve tes chaussures,assieds- toi et regarde la t\u00e9l\u00e9
\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

apprends \u00e0 communiquer= apprends \u00e0 etre d’accords avec moi
\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

le vrai langage des hommes:<\/span>
\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

oui=oui<\/span><\/p>\n

non=non<\/span><\/p>\n

j’ai faim=j’ai faim<\/span> <\/span><\/p>\n

je suis fatigu\u00e9= je suis fatigu\u00e9<\/span>
\n<\/span><\/p>\n

veux-tu aller au cin\u00e9ma?=je voudrais baiser apr\u00e8s<\/span>
\n<\/span><\/p>\n

veux tu d\u00eener au restaurant?=euh…on pourra baiser apr\u00e8s?
\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

veux-tu danser??=apr\u00e8s on pourra baiser,dis?
\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

tu as une belle robe=tu as un decollet\u00e9 qui d\u00e9chire!!!si on baisait?
\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

tu as l’air tendue… tu veux un massage?=on va baiser,\u00e7a te feras du bien!!!
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qu’est ce que tu as ce soir?=j’imagine qu’on ne baiseras ce soir!!!
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c’est pas terrible ce soir \u00e0 la t\u00e9l\u00e9…=on baise?<\/span>
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je t’aime=on baise?<\/span> <\/span><\/p>\n

moi aussi, je t’aime…=voil\u00e0, t’es contente?est ce qu’on peut baiser maintenant?
\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

il faut que l’on se parle…=j’ai plus envie de baiser avec toi!!d\u00e9gage!!
\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

le vrai langage des femmes: oui=non non=oui peut etre=non je suis d\u00e9sol\u00e9=tu vas le regretter j’aurais besoin=je veux c’est ta d\u00e9cision=tu te trompes fais ce que tu veux= tu vas payer pour \u00e7a plus tard je voudrais te parler= je voudrais me plaindre d’accord, vas y!!=je ne veux pas que tu le fasses je ne… Continue reading →<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[310],"tags":[358,371,366,244,367,307,361,370,1856,362,299,368,304,300,311,303,306,301,365,364,363,305,308,309,360,369,359,302],"class_list":["post-120","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-en-francais","tag-aimer","tag-besoin","tag-chaussures","tag-cinema","tag-couter","tag-cuisine","tag-danser","tag-decision","tag-en-francais","tag-faim","tag-femmes","tag-grosse","tag-haine","tag-hommes","tag-in-francese","tag-langage","tag-maison","tag-massage","tag-minute","tag-non","tag-oui","tag-parler","tag-pratique","tag-restaurant","tag-robe","tag-romantique","tag-soir","tag-tele"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pfzlE-1W","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.virginie.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.virginie.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.virginie.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.virginie.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.virginie.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=120"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.virginie.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5160,"href":"https:\/\/www.virginie.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120\/revisions\/5160"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.virginie.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=120"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.virginie.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=120"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.virginie.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=120"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}